From the monthly archives:

August 2009

Farm Frolicking

by Ellie on August 31, 2009

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We are incredibly lucky to live very close to some of the most beautiful countryside in the UK. On our doorstep we have the desolate moors of Bronté country and the rolling hills and dales of North Yorkshire.

Yesterday morning we wanted to make the best of G’s one day off over the bank holiday so packed a hurried picnic of tuna sandwiches, crisps, strawberries and chocolate buttons and headed out for Hesketh Farm Park near Bolton Abbey.

The drive there takes us over the heather filled moors above Ilkley, drops down in to the valley past the Cow and Calf rocks then follows the route of the River Wharfe to Bolton Abbey. Hesketh Farm Park is hidden along a slightly precarious single track road a mile outside Bolton Abbey village.

When we arrived a small queue of people were waiting to pay. Big E, blissfully unaware of queue etiquette, tried to barge his way through whilst insisting ‘I neeeeed to see the animals!’ (I shall explain the finer points of the British obsession with queuing when he is a little older). After much ‘Oh-my-goodness-I-am-gonna-pull-your-arm-out-of-its-socket’ type wrestling we eventually paid and Big E made a beeline for the indoor barn.

He ran rings around his daddy in the hay maze, climbed on the slide and ran around the go kart track (narrowly avoiding being ploughed down. Boys). He barely ate a mouthful of his sandwiches, although, he did of course have room for chocolate buttons.

All the while I sat and relaxed with a Diet Coke and fed Little E her lunchtime bottle. She was quite content to watch the hustle and bustle going on around her. She’s nosey like that, just like her mummy.

Energy levels refuelled by the chocolate buttons we headed outdoors. Big E spied the steam trains down at Bolton Abbey station (he totally lives for trains), tried to hitch a ride on one of the giant tortoises and giggled like a looney on the swings.

Still not tired out, off Big E toddled back indoors to handle guinea pigs and have a chat with the pigs, sheep, calves, chicks and rabbits. I have a little Dr Doolittle in the making. The mere suggestion of going home was met with full on toddler force 10 tantrumming which was only appeased by completing a giant cow jigsaw three times and the promise of sausages for tea.

Until this year we were unaware of it’s existence. I only discovered it purely by chance when stumbling around the ‘Places to Go’ page on Netmums. I was looking for somewhere with a big indoor space during those balmy summer days we had during June so we had a refuge from the sun.

I really could wax lyrical all day about the virtues of Hesketh but Laura at ‘Are we nearly there yet mummy?‘ already did a good job of that here.

We arrived home with one happy but tired out toddler. Result.

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Toddler Twitterings

by Ellie on August 29, 2009

Is it wrong that I laughed (alot) when Big E, my older than his years, 2¾ year old little man started bossing out orders to his Daddy when we had guests?

That’s my boy! I have no idea where he gets such a bossy streak from……

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Three reasons….

August 29, 2009

Three reasons not to drink cider:
1. It makes my head hurt.
2. It makes my head hurt.
3. Did I say it makes my head hurt?
I wouldn’t mind but I only had one pint!
That’s me off the sauce.

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My new obsession….

August 28, 2009

It seems I have developed a new obsession. This week I have mostly been faffing with redesigning my blog. I say redesigning, what I actually mean is randomly stumbling round the interweb trying to find tutorials, templates, scrapbook kits and inspiration.
It’s all been a bit hit and miss to be fair. I’ve changed something at [...]

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I won’t be needing my wellies…

August 27, 2009

So, here I sit, watching the world go by in my goldfish bowl like front room and what should I spy?
At first it seems like normal goings on out on the street. The young newly married couple across the road are packing up their car. They often head off at the weekend. I’m mindlessly staring [...]

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Wordless Wednesday – I’d do it all again tomorrow

August 26, 2009
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Disillusioned

August 25, 2009

There is bit of a furore going on over an article from Sunday’s Independent entitled ‘Is it a diary? Is it an ad? No, it’s a mummy blog.’ It seems to have caused some suspicion, animosity and upset among a community I hope I can consider myself part of, and has left me a little [...]

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The baby weight blues

August 23, 2009

My weight and I are not easy bed fellows. It’s barely three months since my gorgeous Little Lady E arrived and I guess I shouldn’t be worrying about it. But I am. The baby weight blues have set in and I can’t shake them off.
I’m wearing jeans in a size I can’t even bear [...]

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You know you do….

August 22, 2009

So come on, hands up. Who is not so secretly addicted to The X Factor? Don’t be ashamed you can tell me. I won’t tell. Honest.
I have to admit, and I’ll shout it from the roof tops….
I blooming well love it!
I’m not alone am I? Please say no!
It’s one of my not so secret guilty [...]

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Scuppered plans

August 21, 2009

Today we were supposed to be having lunch with a lovely lady and her 2 gorgeous boys. A friend from our antenatal class whose eldest son is Big E’s birthday twin.
Instead we are stuck indoors on a rainy day. But that’s a good thing, being cosy and warm indoors on a blustery wet day, surely?
Not [...]

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